Exercises in Style: Um, Like, Yeah Dude!

So, like, at, um, noon, on the, um, bus, this one dude saw these other two dudes, like getting into it or something. One dude thought the other dude was like bumping into him on purpose or something, until some other dude like, um, got off the bus and one of the other dudes like poached his seat. Then, like, later on in the same, um, day, dude saw one of those same dudes talking to one of his bro's who was all, um, you need another button on your coat or something dude, like for real.